Rhaa Lovely II by The Judges
TCTC CTATC ATATA ATATA AYCYC%CYAYC%A[A[A A A[A[A - - FIRST WE WILL ACT AS IF WE'RE NORMAL AND DISPLAY A LIST OF PEOPLE. GREETINGS TO: TRIAD, TMC, MAD, THE PUBLIC#ENEMY NUMBER#ONE, ECC (AT LAST IT'S THERE), JNP AND THE REST OF SIGMA (WE HOPE IT WORKS FINE IN THE USA), MAKK, EDWARD CARROLL (THANKS FOR MENTIONING US IN YOUR AMIGA#DEMO#3, IT'S GREAT !), THE GENIUS, SUPERBRAIN OF GCF, MARIA WHITTAKER (WHY HIM AND NOT US, OUR SWORDS ARE BIGGER. WELL, SOMETIMES ANYWAY.), POWERSOFT AND THE SPIRIT, TFS (GETTING THE PICTURES OUT NOW IS SIMPLE) AND ... NO ONE ELSE. NOW WE WILL ACT AS WE ALWAYS ACT IN PUBLIC (TOILETS). INTRODUCING: TO MY IMMEDIATE LEFT, SCRUNK'S RIGHT EAR. TO MY FAR LEFT, SCRUNK. AT THE EDGE OF MY (AND FOR THAT MATTER ANYONE'S) VISUAL CAPACITIES, SCRUNK'S LEFT EAR. (FOR THE ILLITERATE: SCRUNK HAS ABOVE AVERAGE EARS.) SCRUNK WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KNOW WHY MEN EJACULATE PREMATURELY. IT DATES FROM THE TIME WHEN YOU WERE TOSSING YOURSELF, AND YOU HAD TO HURRY, 'CAUSE YOUR MOM COULD ENTER ANY MOMENT ... DER#HANSIE SAYS THAT WON'T HAPPEN TO HIM, HE'S GOT A LOCK ON HIS DOOR. JOKE: WHAT'S GREEN WITH RED AND DRIBBLES FROM THE WALL ??? GRANDFATHER'S FINAL#COUGH ... NOW SOME OTHER INTERESTING POINTS: . . . . . SO MUCH FOR THESE VERY, VERY INTERESTING POINTS. SOME TIME AGO, DER#HANSIE WAS DRIVING AROUND IN HIS CAR. THEN HE NOTICED A VERY NICE FEMALE#LADY. HE STOPPED HIS CAR, PULLED OVER AND ASKED IN HIS MOST CHARMING VOICE: "GOOD EVENING MA'AM, HOW MUCH IS IT ?" THE FEMALE#LADY REPLIED: "FIFTY#CENTS." THEN DER#HANSIE DROVE AWAY AT ABOUT 100 MILES PER HOUR. HE GUESSED HE AND THE LADY WEREN'T DISCUSSING THE SAME THING ... ANOTHER JOKE: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MY AND YOUR UNDERPANTS ? WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE#DICK IN MINE ... SCRUNK ALSO WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT IF YOU MASTURBATE EVERY DAY FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS IN A ROW, YOU END UP BEING INFERTILE (UNABLE TO PRODUCE#KIDS). DON'T WORRY, THE EFFECT WEARS OFF AFTER ABOUT A MONTH ... DID YOU KNOW THAT DER#HANSIE IS COMPLETELY DETACHABLE ? YOU CAN SEPARATE HIS E N T I R E BODY FROM HIS TEETH ! AMAZING !! AND WHEN THERE'S A FAULT IN HIS SYSTEM, NO WORRIES: REPLACING THE PARTS IS AS EASY AS, AS, WELL YOU KNOW ... WANTED: A CLEAN#HANKY, MINE IS FULL NOW WE'LL TALK ABOUT COKO. THERE'S VERY LITTLE TO SAY ABOUT HIM: HE'S JUST NOSEY AND HE NOSE NOTHING ... THE DEFINITION OF THE PERFECT#WIFE: NO#TEETH, 3#FEET 4#INCHES HIGH AND A FLAT#HEAD SO YOU CAN PUT YOUR GLASS#ON#IT. THIS OF COURSE IN VARIOUS COLOURS TO MATCH THE REST OF YOUR FURNITURE. (MALE CHAUVENIST PIG, AND PROUD OF IT) ANOTHER WOMAN-JOKE: WHY HAVE WOMEN EXACTLY ONE BRAIN-CELL MORE THAN COWS ??? OTHERWISE THEY'D LEAVE THEIR DROPPINGS ALL OVER THE KITCHEN. WHITE HAS CREATED THE ABSOLUTE PERFECT IM-FUCKING-POSSIBLE DOPPLER EFFECT (ASK YOUR LOCAL SCIENCE TEACHER ALL ABOUT IT). THE FASTER YOU GO, THE WORSE WHITE'S SMELL BECOMES ... WE WON'T INSULT RED, BECAUSE HE IS SO TOTALLY DULL WE NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT ANYTHING INCRIMINATING ABOUT HIM. - SEX - THAT, MY FRIENDS, WAS A DIRTY WORD. OK, YOU'RE STILL READING. THAT MEANS THAT YOU'RE THE MOST PERVERTED BEING (YOU STOPPED BEING A PERSON) IN THIS GALAXY. WE ONLY WROTE THIS TEXT TO TEST#YOU ! THIS IS THE COMPUTER VERSION OF EXCALIBUR. WE EVEN HAD TO WRITE THE TEXT IN PARTS. PLEASE SEND US YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS, SO WE WILL BE ABLE TO SHAKE YOUR#HAND. (WE'LL WEAR GLOVES OF COURSE) SO YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BEING. SIGNED: THE JUDGES AND SCRUNK (WHO WE INVITED ONLY TO WRITE THE MOST PERVERTED PARTS.) FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 25TH 1987 - RHAA LOVELY 2 PICTURES BY YOMMY THE JUDGES 1987 THE JUDGES FOR ADULTS ONLY ! SPACE TO CONTINUE - RHAA LOVELY 2..... ALL PROGRAMMING WAS DONE BY COKO, ALL PICTURES WERE DRAWN BY YOMMY, THE CHARACTERSETS WERE MADE BY DER HANSIE AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS MADE BY RED. IT'S NOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 25TH 1987, PCW SHOW !!! AND WE'RE IN A BIG HURRY TO FINISH THIS. THE GREETINGS WILL COME IN THE NEXT PART. OUR APOLOGIES TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS DEMO TO APPEAR. WE WILL NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR ANY PHYSICAL OR MENTAL CONSEQUENCES AROUSED BY THIS PRODUCT OF OUR SICK MINDS. PRESS SPACE NOW !!! - ^A^A^C^C^A^A^A_A A#A^A*A]A)A -